FUNNY PICS PART 2

BUMPS AT PERFECT PLACE
SCODA ADD
LOVELY TOWELS

FEMALE TREE
VERY TRUE
ANOTHER DESPERATE GUY
NO GUILT AT THEIR FACES


SOME FUNNY PICS PART 1

BEER HOLDER
POWER OF VIGRA
BIG COCK
LOVES TO FART
DESPERATE GUY


Some more jokes by GAGAN

Best Sex ever!

... A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said,

"I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,

"That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
"Say, What's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"Imy name is----Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"Me, i m ----June Hansen," she said.
After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"

"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered,
"...having eight inches of Snow in June?"

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... A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!!
"War wound??"

"Naah, my zipper's stuck"

SOME MORE JOKES FROM RAJNI

10 boys decide to propose a girl. 9 of them come with flowers, only one comes with CONDOM.. that is called confidence

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newly married couple train mein jaate hue lambi surang se guzarte hain.
Husband: Agar pehle pata hota ki yeh surang itna lamba hai, toh mein faida utha leta
Wife: To woh aap nahi the kya???

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Two chatered accountants are getting married. She vomits on the stage.
He: What is this?
She: PROFIT BEFORE INCORPORATION

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f nipples were called BONDI, then boobs would be called BONDI KE LADDU!!!







PREGNENT WOMEN AND SWAMIJI

A pregnant woman goes to a Swamiji, the swamy says, "when the baby will be delivered, its father will die"
Woman: Thank God!, my husband is safe

GAAND KE DOCTORS

gand ka dr.1

ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine kaha ki GAND KE DR. ko dikhao.
GAND KE DR. ne usko nanga karke tangye failakar khada karwaya aur khood uski gand ko neeche se dekhne laga aur achanak behosh ho gaya !!!
jaise taise usye hosh aaya to logonye poocha : kya hua dr. sahab?

GAND KA DR. bola: aj tak itni gandye dekhi leking aaj paheli baar hansti huee gand dekh kar behosh ho gaya !!!

gand ka dr.2

ek boxing champion tha jiski ek aankh boxing khelte khelte damage ho gayee thee. usnye nakli aankh lagwa li lekin boxing nai chodi aur ek aank se khelta raha.
ek match mein uski nakli aankh par mukka pada to aankh pet mein chali gayee.
logonko pata tha ki iska sirk ek hi ilaj hai: GAND KA DR.

gand ke dr. ne fir us boxer ko nanga karwa kar uski taange failakar uski gand dekhne laga aur fir behosh ho gaya.
fir logonye usye hosh mein laya aur poocha: ab kya ho gaya dr. sahab?
GAND KA DR: ab tak itni sari gandye dekhi, hansti huee gand bhi dekhi, lekin aj paheli baar GAND ne meri taraf dekha !!!!!!