MY DEDICATION TOWARDS DIRTY JOKES .. POEM

Dirty thoughts formed in my head
You've laughed at the jokes I've said
So if you really wanna know
Why I'm telling dirty jokes
It's because it makes you laugh
I know you're having a blast
I wouldn't do this with anyone else
And sometimes I just can't help myself
Don't you worry and don't you fret
I'm not stopping the fun just yet
I'd like to get you in my bed
Or perhaps a bubble bath instead
There's something I'd like to show
But you keep on telling me no
As this relationship grows
I'll keep telling dirty jokes

Written by Chris Williams

YOU NAUGHTY MIND

It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed,
on a sofa,
in the car or
anywhere!






It’s called ...........Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.

NO BUNGEE JUMPING

2 guys watchin bungee jumping.

1st guy: "Wanna try it?"

2nd guy: "No way. I was born bcoz of a broken rubber & i dont wanna die bcoz of it!"

WOMEN BEST VEHICLE IN WORLD

Front - 2 bumpers. Back - 2 bumpers.

Self lubricating when hot.

Monthly automatic engine oil change.

Every piston fits!

SALEEM SAID TO ANARKALI

Salim ne anarkali s kaha "Janeman,tere kadmo me rakh dunga sara khazana"

Anarkali "Maa chudane gaya tera khazana, andar daal aur shuru kar bajaana".

LADY TEACHER TO STUDENTS

I for inkpot

J for jug

K for kite

L for LUND(penis) oh, sorry, sorrymuh se nikal gaya !

Student: to muh me daala hi kyon tha !! . .:-)

Income Tax Officer Asked A Prostitute

"Why She Puts Her Occupation As CHICKEN FARMER. . . ? ? ?

"She Replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR. . . .

HEIGHT OF HARD LUCK

A guy chased a gal for two yrs
later he found they both have similar qualities..
They both were crazy for gals. . .

AT YOUR HEADSTONE

When I m Dead And In My Grave

No More Pussy I"ll Crave

And Upon My HeadStone Will Be Seen

Here Lies The Bones Of A Fucking Machine ;->

PUNJABI TRANSLATION OFJOKE

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.

student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

HINDI SHAYARI

चली गई दीवाली , शुरू हुई ठंड .

गई चुत , अकड़ गया लंड .

जब आएगी होली , चली जायेगी ठंड.

जायेगी चूत., लटक जायेंगे लंड

INDIAN REMIX

MEHBOOB MERAY
MEHBOOB MERAY
TERI MASTY MEIN
MUJAY JEENAY DAY





BOHAT DOODH HA TAIRAY SEENAY MEIN
(.) (.)
MUJAY DABA DABA K PEENAY DAY!!!!!!

LARKI AUR CHAYE MEIN HAMAISHA 7 QUALITIES DAIKHO:

1.....GARAM HO

2.....COLOUR ACHA HO
3.....TEZ HO
4.....MEETHI HO
5.....DOODH ZIYADAA HO
6.....DO MINT MEIN TAYAR HO
7.....RAAT KO SONAY NA DAY

5 BENIFITS OF KISSING:

1.......CHANGE IN TASTE
2.......BURNS CALORIES
3.......LIPS NEVER GO DRY
4.......RELIVES STRESS
5.......MAKES FACE MUSCLE STRONG