HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?

NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH

lund 1 and lund 2 were watching a movie..

lund 1: yaar movie xxx na ho...

lund 2: kyun???

lund 1: bhenchod nhin to saari ki saari movie fir khade hokar dekhini padegi....

If reliance will manufacture the condoms

The slogan will be " karlo chudai chutki mein , mere papa ka sapna.......sabke land pe condom apna.

Advantages of breast milk

1. no need to boil

2. cat cant steal it.

3. available in attractive containers,

4. popular in all age groups.

5.ek par ek free