30 replies when u propose a girl

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chhiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai??

8)Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoon....

10) Mein apne daddy/mummy se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye dohno ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14) "Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai .....blah...blah...."

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanti hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " (Which we guys most oftenly do ) -- velly bad..!!

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18)Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt doGuy: kitna wakt???(with hope)Girl: saat janam ...!!

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hun....

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon

23) Now that's a real tragedy.Girl: Hee hee hee hee hee..hee...heeheeHee hee hee hee heeheeheehee(is she mad)

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho..??!!

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.Ha ha ha ha.

28) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

29) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

30) Kyun, Tina ne "Na kaha kya...??"