SOME QUICK JOKES

• Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth!

• What is similarity between sex n shave?
If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d face.

• What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!

• What's the similarity between women & folding chair?
Both are useless unless until u don't open their legs.

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