ELEPHANT AND CAMEL FIGHTING

An elephant asked a camel - y do u hav boobs on ur back??..?

the camel replied - dude thats fuckin gud question for a guy who has a penis on his face....

Mickey and mini mouse

Once mickey enters the house and yells" im suin u for divorce"
minnie: "wat? r u fukin crazy?"
mickey:" no these days im fukin daisy" hahahahahahhahha

GAAND KE DOCTORS

gand ka dr.1

ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine kaha ki GAND KE DR. ko dikhao.
GAND KE DR. ne usko nanga karke tangye failakar khada karwaya aur khood uski gand ko neeche se dekhne laga aur achanak behosh ho gaya !!!
jaise taise usye hosh aaya to logonye poocha : kya hua dr. sahab?

GAND KA DR. bola: aj tak itni gandye dekhi leking aaj paheli baar hansti huee gand dekh kar behosh ho gaya !!!

gand ka dr.2

ek boxing champion tha jiski ek aankh boxing khelte khelte damage ho gayee thee. usnye nakli aankh lagwa li lekin boxing nai chodi aur ek aank se khelta raha.
ek match mein uski nakli aankh par mukka pada to aankh pet mein chali gayee.
logonko pata tha ki iska sirk ek hi ilaj hai: GAND KA DR.

gand ke dr. ne fir us boxer ko nanga karwa kar uski taange failakar uski gand dekhne laga aur fir behosh ho gaya.
fir logonye usye hosh mein laya aur poocha: ab kya ho gaya dr. sahab?
GAND KA DR: ab tak itni sari gandye dekhi, hansti huee gand bhi dekhi, lekin aj paheli baar GAND ne meri taraf dekha !!!!!!

The Birds And Bees

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears.

“Promise me you won’t tell me.”

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

“Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6, I got the there’s no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there’s no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there’s no tooth fairy speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don’t really fuck, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”