NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH
Showing posts with label Cricket Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cricket Jokes. Show all posts
E-MAIL ID's OF CRICKETERS
1.LAXMAN: available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY: nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG: consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:tick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
13. MS Dhoni: catchme@ramps.com
They all have a group id : bunchOfJokers@cricket.com
And all of us should be added to this group id:
WastingTime@WatchingIndianCricket ......
2.GANGULY: nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG: consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:tick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
13. MS Dhoni: catchme@ramps.com
They all have a group id : bunchOfJokers@cricket.com
And all of us should be added to this group id:
WastingTime@WatchingIndianCricket ......
CRICKET JOKES 3
INDIAN CRICKET FAN KA SMS:
Please help ! Dawood and a gang of others have decided to burn our Indian players with petrol.
Please help.
DOOSRA FAN KA REPLY:
Lelo......mai bhi madat karta hoon.
here is my donation of 20 litres.
INDIAN CRICKET FAN KA BUTLER POEM
Dhoni - modelling
Sehwag-idling
Dravid-engine oiling
Sachin-boost drinking
Utthappa-pavillion sitting
Ganguly-chyawanprash eating
that is why always OPPOSITE TEAM - WINNING
and................INDIAN TEAM-----LOSING!
India 's next three matches :
April 2 - India vs St.Xaviers high School
April 5 - India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya
[ Period for practice of Modeling & modeling, then Relaxing time]
May 3 - India vs Nirmala Ladies College
May 5 –India vs Kilbil Balak Mandir
Bolo – "Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!
Please help ! Dawood and a gang of others have decided to burn our Indian players with petrol.
Please help.
DOOSRA FAN KA REPLY:
Lelo......mai bhi madat karta hoon.
here is my donation of 20 litres.
INDIAN CRICKET FAN KA BUTLER POEM
Dhoni - modelling
Sehwag-idling
Dravid-engine oiling
Sachin-boost drinking
Utthappa-pavillion sitting
Ganguly-chyawanprash eating
that is why always OPPOSITE TEAM - WINNING
and................INDIAN TEAM-----LOSING!
India 's next three matches :
April 2 - India vs St.Xaviers high School
April 5 - India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya
[ Period for practice of Modeling & modeling, then Relaxing time]
May 3 - India vs Nirmala Ladies College
May 5 –India vs Kilbil Balak Mandir
Bolo – "Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!
CRICKET JOKES 2
Need help
if really love our neighbors pakistan's cricket team....,
we shud help them in their time of crisis!!!!!!
wat say...,
lets send GREG to pakistan!!!!!!
Sehwag again
shewag's son : Dekho mummy, papa six pe six maar rahe hain!!
shewag's wife: Beta dhyaan se dekh, koi ad hoga!!
Hi Dravid
After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
Back in the pavilion
the Dhoni was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. Dravid looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.'
catches win matches
Dravid was in despair at his side's fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day the captain called his men together and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
if really love our neighbors pakistan's cricket team....,
we shud help them in their time of crisis!!!!!!
wat say...,
lets send GREG to pakistan!!!!!!
Sehwag again
shewag's son : Dekho mummy, papa six pe six maar rahe hain!!
shewag's wife: Beta dhyaan se dekh, koi ad hoga!!
Hi Dravid
After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
Back in the pavilion
the Dhoni was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. Dravid looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.'
catches win matches
Dravid was in despair at his side's fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day the captain called his men together and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'
Cricket JOkes 1
Q. What is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
Q:examle ofoptimism
A:Ganguly applyin sunscreen b4 goin 2 bat
inzy and dravid
inzy called draavid after the loss to ire lund!
inzy" bismilaa rahim(no offense here) arey rahul yaar aaj to haar gaye, kal ki pakistan ki ticket katvaa raha hoo.
dravid " yaar inzy saturday tak rukh naa saath mein chalenge!"
Hurry up
Ganguly: Yaar Tendulkar, i hope we loose the match vs Srilanka.
Tendulkar: Why ??
Ganguly: Bcoz i dont want my wife to get fucked by a Pakistani.
Tendulkar: wat do u mean?
Ganguly: Yaar Afridi challenged me that he was going to fuck my wife while World Cups goin on.. and Pakistan already lost so i need to hurry my ass up..
LATEST SPONSORS FOR THE MEN IN BLUE???
-WHISPER!,COZ THEY R GOING THRU' THEIR WORST PERIOD!!!!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the loo?"
"The entire Indian innings!"
Poem
"Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao;
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao;
Ganguly ko chyawanprash khilao;
Dhoni ko Brylcreem lagao;
Dravid me Castrol bharao...
Lekin un MADARCHODO ko cricket MAT khelao..."
A. Gone in 60 seconds.
Q:examle ofoptimism
A:Ganguly applyin sunscreen b4 goin 2 bat
inzy and dravid
inzy called draavid after the loss to ire lund!
inzy" bismilaa rahim(no offense here) arey rahul yaar aaj to haar gaye, kal ki pakistan ki ticket katvaa raha hoo.
dravid " yaar inzy saturday tak rukh naa saath mein chalenge!"
Hurry up
Ganguly: Yaar Tendulkar, i hope we loose the match vs Srilanka.
Tendulkar: Why ??
Ganguly: Bcoz i dont want my wife to get fucked by a Pakistani.
Tendulkar: wat do u mean?
Ganguly: Yaar Afridi challenged me that he was going to fuck my wife while World Cups goin on.. and Pakistan already lost so i need to hurry my ass up..
LATEST SPONSORS FOR THE MEN IN BLUE???
-WHISPER!,COZ THEY R GOING THRU' THEIR WORST PERIOD!!!!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the loo?"
"The entire Indian innings!"
Poem
"Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao;
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao;
Ganguly ko chyawanprash khilao;
Dhoni ko Brylcreem lagao;
Dravid me Castrol bharao...
Lekin un MADARCHODO ko cricket MAT khelao..."
Middle stump
Cricket ke middle stump aur aadmi ke middle stump mein kya farak hai?
Answer: Ek hari ghaas mein khada rehta hai, aur doosra KALE GHAAS MEIN PADA REHTA HAI
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