Advantages of breast milk

1. no need to boil

2. cat cant steal it.

3. available in attractive containers,

4. popular in all age groups.

5.ek par ek free

PURSE IN BRA

2 GIRLS RETUNING FROM D MOVIE
1ST- MERA PURSE CHORI HO GAYA
2ND- TU TO BRA MEIN RAKHTI THI
1ST- MUJHE KYA PATA SAALA CHORI KAR RAHA HAI

Why Man Hold Boobs & Put Nipples In Mouth Bfore Sex. . .

Guesss . . . .


B’coz

Naag Ko Uthane K Liye Doodh Pilana Zaruuri Hai . . .

GAAND KE DOCTORS

gand ka dr.1

ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine kaha ki GAND KE DR. ko dikhao.
GAND KE DR. ne usko nanga karke tangye failakar khada karwaya aur khood uski gand ko neeche se dekhne laga aur achanak behosh ho gaya !!!
jaise taise usye hosh aaya to logonye poocha : kya hua dr. sahab?

GAND KA DR. bola: aj tak itni gandye dekhi leking aaj paheli baar hansti huee gand dekh kar behosh ho gaya !!!

gand ka dr.2

ek boxing champion tha jiski ek aankh boxing khelte khelte damage ho gayee thee. usnye nakli aankh lagwa li lekin boxing nai chodi aur ek aank se khelta raha.
ek match mein uski nakli aankh par mukka pada to aankh pet mein chali gayee.
logonko pata tha ki iska sirk ek hi ilaj hai: GAND KA DR.

gand ke dr. ne fir us boxer ko nanga karwa kar uski taange failakar uski gand dekhne laga aur fir behosh ho gaya.
fir logonye usye hosh mein laya aur poocha: ab kya ho gaya dr. sahab?
GAND KA DR: ab tak itni sari gandye dekhi, hansti huee gand bhi dekhi, lekin aj paheli baar GAND ne meri taraf dekha !!!!!!

TYPES OF BRA

bra sizes...
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you became informed!

{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{F} - Fake.

TYPES OF BOOBIES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, " Dad, how
many
kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, " Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her
thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After fifty, they are like onions. "
" Onions? "
" Yes, you see them and they make you cry. "
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, " Mum, how

many
kinds of 'willies' are there? "
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, " Well dear, a man goes
through
three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
but
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree. "

" A Christmas tree? "
" Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Boobs se chipka

Boy: Agar mein BRA hota, toh tere BOOBS se chipka rehta
Girl: Maadarchot, mein kisi aur se dabwa rahi hoti, aur tu khidki pe latka hota