Baba Ramdev preaches to his disciples :

Beta hamesha tum apne se bari auraat ko maa, apni umar ki auraat ko apni baheen aur apne se choti ko beti samjha karo...
Disciple: Baba to phir aap yeh lund ko apne saath hi rakh lijiye....jari-butti kutne ke kaam aayega!!! ;-)

SANIA MIRZA

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

PARO AUR CHANDRAMUKHI

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

Media to rakhi sawant

Media to Rakhi Sawant: aap kitni padhi likhi ho?
Rakhi: zyaada nahi.. bas INTER- Course kiya hai...!!