lund 1 and lund 2 were watching a movie..

lund 1: yaar movie xxx na ho...

lund 2: kyun???

lund 1: bhenchod nhin to saari ki saari movie fir khade hokar dekhini padegi....

If reliance will manufacture the condoms

The slogan will be " karlo chudai chutki mein , mere papa ka sapna.......sabke land pe condom apna.

ELEPHANT AND CAMEL FIGHTING

An elephant asked a camel - y do u hav boobs on ur back??..?

the camel replied - dude thats fuckin gud question for a guy who has a penis on his face....

A dog a cat and a penis

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

COCK DIFFERENT MEANINGS

the priest lost his cock(murga)
he asked in church does anyone has a cock?????
ALL THE MEN STOOD UP
he asked does anyone has seen a cock??
ALL WOMEN STOOD UP
he asked has anyone seen my cock??????
NUNS STOOD UP..

HAMMAD'S LUND"S FOR YOU

L = Lots Of Love

U= Unlimited Care

N= Never Ending

&

D = Dying Friendship.

GAAND KE DOCTORS

gand ka dr.1

ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine kaha ki GAND KE DR. ko dikhao.
GAND KE DR. ne usko nanga karke tangye failakar khada karwaya aur khood uski gand ko neeche se dekhne laga aur achanak behosh ho gaya !!!
jaise taise usye hosh aaya to logonye poocha : kya hua dr. sahab?

GAND KA DR. bola: aj tak itni gandye dekhi leking aaj paheli baar hansti huee gand dekh kar behosh ho gaya !!!

gand ka dr.2

ek boxing champion tha jiski ek aankh boxing khelte khelte damage ho gayee thee. usnye nakli aankh lagwa li lekin boxing nai chodi aur ek aank se khelta raha.
ek match mein uski nakli aankh par mukka pada to aankh pet mein chali gayee.
logonko pata tha ki iska sirk ek hi ilaj hai: GAND KA DR.

gand ke dr. ne fir us boxer ko nanga karwa kar uski taange failakar uski gand dekhne laga aur fir behosh ho gaya.
fir logonye usye hosh mein laya aur poocha: ab kya ho gaya dr. sahab?
GAND KA DR: ab tak itni sari gandye dekhi, hansti huee gand bhi dekhi, lekin aj paheli baar GAND ne meri taraf dekha !!!!!!

FILMI NAMES OF PENIS

1-3      Yrs. Ankur

4-7      Yrs. Masoom

7-12     Yrs.Parvarish

13-16    Yrs. Parivartan

17-22    Yrs. Pyasa

23-35    Yrs. Shikari

36-56    Yrs. Masterji

51-60    Yrs. Kabhi-Kabhi

61-75    Yrs. Yaadein