MORE JOKES BY HAMMAD

"Men Were Given Both A PENIS & A BRAIN. . .
But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.” . . .

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Girl: Doctor Me Jab Bhi Su-Su Karti Hoon Tou
4 Dhaar Nikalti Hai

After Chcking Doctor Said: 4 Dhaar Hi Niklengi,
Andar Kisi Ki Pent Ka Button Phansa Hua Hai .....

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A gy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy & Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Preception
When She Finally Gets Around To Him
He Sys : I'd Like 99 Condom Plz
Lady Pharmacist Suprises & Says : FUCK MEE...!!!

Boy Replies: Ok, Make It 100 .... ;->

ThaT's The Spirit ....

SOME DIRTY SHARAYI IN HINDI FROM HAMMAD

Arz Kia Hai. . . ! ! !

Choot Ki Chahat Mein Sara Chaman Jala Dala

Wah Wah

Chut Ki Chahat Mein Saara Chaman Jala Dala

Kia Kehne . . .

Aisa Choda Aisa Choda K Choot Ko Kamaan Bana Dala. . .

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Main Teri Aankh Se Aujhal Ho Jaon Ga

Duur Bohat Fizao'n Main Kho Jaon Ga

Meri Yado'n Se Lipat Ker Roye Gi Tu Bohat

Jab Main Teri Gaand Mar Kar Farar Ho Jaon Ga. . .

MORE JOKES BY HAMMAD

Hum Ne Chaand Se Kaha K Tum Ne Dunya Main
Mere Yaar Sa Haseen Dekha Hai . . . ???

Tou Chaand Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Dia K "Itni Duur Se bhi Lund Nazar Aata Hai Bhala . . . "

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Q: What Do You Call "Prostitution" In Decent Terms. . . ? ?

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Ans: HOLE SALE BUSINESS (Whole sale). . .

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Student: Teacher, How Do Babies Come InTo The World. . ?

Teacher: In The Moonlight Angels Come & Leave The Baby In A Mother's Lap . .

Student: U Mean Fucking Is Useless . . . ;->

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GUY TAKES GILR TO HIS ROOM, PUTS HIS PANTS DOWN AND SAYS:
MEET MY LITTLE BROTHER ,

GIRL PICKS UP HER BAG AND SAYS: CALL ME WHEN HE GROWS UP. . .

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On a Wedding Night A Nervous Husband Tells His Wife. . .
" I'm Just 5 Ft 6 inches. . . & U. . ?
Wife: Forget The 5 Ft, Lets Concentrate On The 6 Inches. . . ;->

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please
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( ')'.:,".;.
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( ) ) baby ur good. . . .

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JOKES BY HAMMAD

Sookhe Kapre Dekh Ker Sasur Ne Bahoo Se Poocha : Ye Kala Kapra Kis Ka Hai. . ? ?
Baho : Ye Meri Penty Hai
Sasur: Kabhi Pehne Huey Tou Nahi Dekha . . .

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Girls College K Bahar Larki Chaat Wale Ko Bolti Hai : Bhaiya Meri Chaat . . .

Chaat Wala : Ek MinuTe. . .

Larki: Jaldi Se Meri Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai . . .

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BOY:
Sau (100) Kamata Hoon
Sava Sau Lutata Hoon
Tum Jaisi Larkion Ko Apne Lund Pe Bithata Hoon. . .

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GIRL:
Sau Kamata Hai
Sava Sau Lutata Hai
25rs Kya Apni Maa Chudwa Ke Lata Hai. . .

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New Remix Song From Movie GARAM MASLA

Palang Dekhoon
Zameen Dekhoon
Jahan Dekhoon Tera Chehra
Wahin Chodoon

Har Ek Bisterrr
Tera Bisterr
Wo Kia Bister Jahan Tujh Ko Nahi Chodoon. . .
Sanama Sanama . . .

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I Had Avised "RANI MUKHERJI" To Use "WHISPER"
But
She Didn't. . . . . . .


THEN. . . . . !!!!



THEN WHAT. . . . . ? ?





"LAAGA PENTY MEIN DAAG. . . "

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Q: What's The Most Insulting Thing U Can Say To A Person. . . ?
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Ans: Your Birth Certificate Was An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory. . . "

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Agar MADHU BALA Ki Jaga MALIKA SHERAWAT "Mughal-E-Azam" Me Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kia Hota. . . . ? ? ?
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MUGHAL - E - ORGASM . . .

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Q. What Do You Call A Rabbit With A Bent Dick. . . ? ? ?

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A. Fucks Funny. . . ;->

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HAMMAD'S LUND"S FOR YOU

L = Lots Of Love

U= Unlimited Care

N= Never Ending

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D = Dying Friendship.