GAAND KE DOCTORS

gand ka dr.1

ek bohot famous boxing champion ko ek baar ek bout mein mooh par mukka laga to uskye sare daant toot gaye to usnye denture lagwa liya. lekin usnye boxing nahi chodi aur khelta raha. ek doosre match mein ek mukka fir mooh par pada to sara denture pet mein chala gaya. dr. ki kaafi koshish ke baad woh denture uski gand tak aakar rook gaya. ab gand se bahar nikal nahi raha tha to kisine kaha ki GAND KE DR. ko dikhao.
GAND KE DR. ne usko nanga karke tangye failakar khada karwaya aur khood uski gand ko neeche se dekhne laga aur achanak behosh ho gaya !!!
jaise taise usye hosh aaya to logonye poocha : kya hua dr. sahab?

GAND KA DR. bola: aj tak itni gandye dekhi leking aaj paheli baar hansti huee gand dekh kar behosh ho gaya !!!

gand ka dr.2

ek boxing champion tha jiski ek aankh boxing khelte khelte damage ho gayee thee. usnye nakli aankh lagwa li lekin boxing nai chodi aur ek aank se khelta raha.
ek match mein uski nakli aankh par mukka pada to aankh pet mein chali gayee.
logonko pata tha ki iska sirk ek hi ilaj hai: GAND KA DR.

gand ke dr. ne fir us boxer ko nanga karwa kar uski taange failakar uski gand dekhne laga aur fir behosh ho gaya.
fir logonye usye hosh mein laya aur poocha: ab kya ho gaya dr. sahab?
GAND KA DR: ab tak itni sari gandye dekhi, hansti huee gand bhi dekhi, lekin aj paheli baar GAND ne meri taraf dekha !!!!!!