Best Sex ever!
... A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said,
"I gotta have you!"
He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.
When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,
"That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"
His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."
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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
"Say, What's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"Imy name is----Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"Me, i m ----June Hansen," she said.
After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"
"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered,
"...having eight inches of Snow in June?"
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He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.
When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,
"That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"
His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."
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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
"Say, What's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"Imy name is----Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"Me, i m ----June Hansen," she said.
After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"
"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered,
"...having eight inches of Snow in June?"
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... A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!!
"War wound??"
"Naah, my zipper's stuck"
"What the hell is that?" he asks.
"War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
"What the hell is that?"
"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!!
"War wound??"
"Naah, my zipper's stuck"
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