Chutado se haath dho baithogey!!

Arz kiya hai.....

Arz kiya hai.....

Ke yun rail ki ptri par baithker haga na karo....


yun rail ki ptri par baithker haga na karo.......................





Rail ayegi.......tumhare chutad kaat jayegi.....

Rail ayegi....tumhare chutad kaat jayegi.......








Log haathon se chutad dhote hain,magar tum chutado se haath dho baithogey!!

HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?

NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH

lund 1 and lund 2 were watching a movie..

lund 1: yaar movie xxx na ho...

lund 2: kyun???

lund 1: bhenchod nhin to saari ki saari movie fir khade hokar dekhini padegi....

If reliance will manufacture the condoms

The slogan will be " karlo chudai chutki mein , mere papa ka sapna.......sabke land pe condom apna.

Advantages of breast milk

1. no need to boil

2. cat cant steal it.

3. available in attractive containers,

4. popular in all age groups.

5.ek par ek free

WORLDS BEST BALCONY

THIS FUNNY DOCTOR CAN CURE ?????

SEAT BELT THAT CAN REDUCE ACCIDENTS

BOYS WILL BE BOYS NO MATTER AGE

ELEPHANT AND CAMEL FIGHTING

An elephant asked a camel - y do u hav boobs on ur back??..?

the camel replied - dude thats fuckin gud question for a guy who has a penis on his face....

Mickey and mini mouse

Once mickey enters the house and yells" im suin u for divorce"
minnie: "wat? r u fukin crazy?"
mickey:" no these days im fukin daisy" hahahahahahhahha

WIFE SAVING HUBBY JOB

wife to husband: u were so drunk last nite u insulted ur boss
husband: piss on him!
wife: u did and he fired u
husband: fuck him!
wife: i did and u can work frm monday