Baba Ramdev preaches to his disciples :

Beta hamesha tum apne se bari auraat ko maa, apni umar ki auraat ko apni baheen aur apne se choti ko beti samjha karo...
Disciple: Baba to phir aap yeh lund ko apne saath hi rakh lijiye....jari-butti kutne ke kaam aayega!!! ;-)