Hindi class mein master ki zip khuli dekh ke ladkiyan zor se hansane lagein.
Master ji bole : Zyada heheki to baher nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
PROSTITUTE WENT TO SCHOOL
Prostitute left her profeesion and goes 2 a school 4 ajob,
Principal: can u teach Zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No only Dalogy &Nikalogy.
Principal: can u teach Zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No only Dalogy &Nikalogy.
Y DID ENGLISH TEACHER SLAPPED BANTA 4 ASKING HIS DOUBTS
COZ HIS DOUBTS WERE
" WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR WHEN IT COVERS 2"
&
""PANTIES" PLURAL WHEN IT COVERS JUST 1"
LOVE IN NAME OF GOD
SON- KAL DADDY KE OFFICE SE PRAY KARNE KI AAWAZ AA RAHI THI
MOM- PRAY KARNA TO ACHI BAAT HAI
SON- DADDY TO CHUP THE UNKI SECRATRY CHILLA RAHI THI "OHHHH GOD OHHHH GOD"
MOM- PRAY KARNA TO ACHI BAAT HAI
SON- DADDY TO CHUP THE UNKI SECRATRY CHILLA RAHI THI "OHHHH GOD OHHHH GOD"
PURSE IN BRA
2 GIRLS RETUNING FROM D MOVIE
1ST- MERA PURSE CHORI HO GAYA
2ND- TU TO BRA MEIN RAKHTI THI
1ST- MUJHE KYA PATA SAALA CHORI KAR RAHA HAI
1ST- MERA PURSE CHORI HO GAYA
2ND- TU TO BRA MEIN RAKHTI THI
1ST- MUJHE KYA PATA SAALA CHORI KAR RAHA HAI
GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND ABOUT HER HONEYMOON
ladki- tum honeymoon k liye kaha kaha gayi thi????
saheli- shimla, darjeling,nainitaal......
ladki- kya kya dekha wahan pe?????
saheli- CELLING FAN
saheli- shimla, darjeling,nainitaal......
ladki- kya kya dekha wahan pe?????
saheli- CELLING FAN
WHERE HUSBAND HIS HAND LAST NIGHT
Mrs. Rosen is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, "You want to see where my husband put his hand last night?"
He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
The next day, she says to the painter, "You want to see where my husband put his hand last night?"
He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
LADY ROBOT AS SECRETARY
Seen my new secretary?" asked the businessman.
"Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous."
"Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."
"Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"
"If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation.
you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you.
And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing.
" "Sounds perfect."
"l almost got hurt once, though."
"How?" "Well," he grimaced,
"let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener."
"Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous."
"Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."
"Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"
"If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation.
you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you.
And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing.
" "Sounds perfect."
"l almost got hurt once, though."
"How?" "Well," he grimaced,
"let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener."
PAY RAISE BY MAID
The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you .
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: 'The Master said so.
Madam: 'Oh.
Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE
PRISON AND PRISIONER......THE VIRGIN BRIDE
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
WHY MEN ARE LIKE DOGS ?
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both are threatened by their own kind.4.
Both like to chew wood.5. Both mark their territory.
6. Both are bad at asking you questions.
7. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
8. Both tend to smell riper with age.
9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
10. Neither does any dishes.
11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
12. Both like dominance games.
13. Both are suspicious of the postman.
14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
15. Neither understands what you see in cats.
Sorry Guys ... I just had to share this one ... hehehe!
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