GOGA SETH JOKES

The inspired Goga Seth has some jokes to share :

Boy: Hi I love u
Girl : I m married Kuch tu sharam karo
Boy: Mujh May b aap k husband jaisay function hain
Girl: Kuttay k bachay tu b khusra hay kia?

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Tum duniya k un chand insano may say eik ho jin ko daikh kar un k baap kehtay hay k
Kash us din
"Condom Chara Liya Hota"

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Dulhan nay ubtan nahi lagai tu Dadi boli "beti ubtan laga lay warna noor nahi charhega"
Suhag raat k baad dulhan dadi say boli "Noor to aisa charah k subha he utra"

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Sir : bata teray haath may kitni ungliyan hain ?
student : Six
Sir : Haramzaday kitni bar samjah chuka hoon k "CHADDI" may haath dal kar mut gina kar

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A man was sitting with his wife in a bar when he left for toilet another lady came to his wife and said "Paisay Pehlay lay lena yeh admi baad may lapra karta hay"


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1st Randi : Lagta hay koi customer araha hay
2nd Randi : tumay kaisay pata chala ?
1st : Mujay lund ki khusbu ayi hay
2nd : Lo wo tu mein nay dakar mari hay

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Doctor to lady : kiya aap delivery k waqt bachay k baap ko apnay pass daikhna chahti hain ?
lady replied : Nahi unko meray husband pasand nahi kartay