JOKES BY HAMMAD

Sookhe Kapre Dekh Ker Sasur Ne Bahoo Se Poocha : Ye Kala Kapra Kis Ka Hai. . ? ?
Baho : Ye Meri Penty Hai
Sasur: Kabhi Pehne Huey Tou Nahi Dekha . . .

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Girls College K Bahar Larki Chaat Wale Ko Bolti Hai : Bhaiya Meri Chaat . . .

Chaat Wala : Ek MinuTe. . .

Larki: Jaldi Se Meri Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai . . .

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BOY:
Sau (100) Kamata Hoon
Sava Sau Lutata Hoon
Tum Jaisi Larkion Ko Apne Lund Pe Bithata Hoon. . .

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GIRL:
Sau Kamata Hai
Sava Sau Lutata Hai
25rs Kya Apni Maa Chudwa Ke Lata Hai. . .

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New Remix Song From Movie GARAM MASLA

Palang Dekhoon
Zameen Dekhoon
Jahan Dekhoon Tera Chehra
Wahin Chodoon

Har Ek Bisterrr
Tera Bisterr
Wo Kia Bister Jahan Tujh Ko Nahi Chodoon. . .
Sanama Sanama . . .

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I Had Avised "RANI MUKHERJI" To Use "WHISPER"
But
She Didn't. . . . . . .


THEN. . . . . !!!!



THEN WHAT. . . . . ? ?





"LAAGA PENTY MEIN DAAG. . . "

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Q: What's The Most Insulting Thing U Can Say To A Person. . . ?
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Ans: Your Birth Certificate Was An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory. . . "

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Agar MADHU BALA Ki Jaga MALIKA SHERAWAT "Mughal-E-Azam" Me Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kia Hota. . . . ? ? ?
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MUGHAL - E - ORGASM . . .

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Q. What Do You Call A Rabbit With A Bent Dick. . . ? ? ?

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A. Fucks Funny. . . ;->

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