MORE JOKES BY HAMMAD

Hum Ne Chaand Se Kaha K Tum Ne Dunya Main
Mere Yaar Sa Haseen Dekha Hai . . . ???

Tou Chaand Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Dia K "Itni Duur Se bhi Lund Nazar Aata Hai Bhala . . . "

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Q: What Do You Call "Prostitution" In Decent Terms. . . ? ?

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Ans: HOLE SALE BUSINESS (Whole sale). . .

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Student: Teacher, How Do Babies Come InTo The World. . ?

Teacher: In The Moonlight Angels Come & Leave The Baby In A Mother's Lap . .

Student: U Mean Fucking Is Useless . . . ;->

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GUY TAKES GILR TO HIS ROOM, PUTS HIS PANTS DOWN AND SAYS:
MEET MY LITTLE BROTHER ,

GIRL PICKS UP HER BAG AND SAYS: CALL ME WHEN HE GROWS UP. . .

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On a Wedding Night A Nervous Husband Tells His Wife. . .
" I'm Just 5 Ft 6 inches. . . & U. . ?
Wife: Forget The 5 Ft, Lets Concentrate On The 6 Inches. . . ;->

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