SOME MORE JOKES FROM RAJNI

10 boys decide to propose a girl. 9 of them come with flowers, only one comes with CONDOM.. that is called confidence

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newly married couple train mein jaate hue lambi surang se guzarte hain.
Husband: Agar pehle pata hota ki yeh surang itna lamba hai, toh mein faida utha leta
Wife: To woh aap nahi the kya???

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Two chatered accountants are getting married. She vomits on the stage.
He: What is this?
She: PROFIT BEFORE INCORPORATION

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f nipples were called BONDI, then boobs would be called BONDI KE LADDU!!!