Wife to husband agar duniya sirf 30min may khatum hurahi hu tu tum kia kerna chahogay?
husband offcourse "Sex"
Wife or baki k 29 minutes ?
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Airport officer to pathan ur name ?
Pathan Ajab khan
officer sex ?
Pathan yes daily
officer no no, i mean male or female ?
Pathan jo mil jayee
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Beta Abbu AAj se school main 1 period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hay
baap Good lekin tum lulli q hilla rahay ho?
beta yeh aaj ka home work hay
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2 sardar were walking
1st sardar: yaar mar gaya meri bv or meri girl friend sath aa rahi hain
2nd sardar: oye may b yehi bolnay wala tha
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Eik badsoorat (ugly) aurat chudwatay howey pochti hay
Mujh may sub say khoobsurat cheez kia hay ?
Aadmi : mera lund............
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Boy : May pyaar ki gehrayi or mohabat ki unchayi ko choona chahta hoon
Girl : seedhi tarah q nahi kehtay ho k panty or braizer utaar do
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Sardar G apni wife k sath scooter dho rahay thay kisi nay un k totlay betay say pocha
"Papa Kahan Hain?"
beta bola "papa Chutar dho rahay hain or mummy pani dal rahi hain"
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so bhai logon aaj k liye itna he umeed karta hoon is baar aap log reply zaroor karaingay so please make some hosla afzai aap tumam log apna or apnay gird-u-nawah k logon ka khayal rakhiye ga
aap ki duaaoon ka talubgaar
1 comment:
awesome, specly that pathan an da last one! keep it up
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