JEEVAN KE 50 TRUTHS.....part 2

#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthanihi padti hai.

#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.

#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.

#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.

#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.

#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.

#27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.

#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.

#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.

#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.

#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai

#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!

#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!

#34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!

#35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.