MADAM APKE SANTRE

Man to Lady in bus :
Man : Santre sambhaliye ma'm, They disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya? santre To mere hai.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai na.
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why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!
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Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the
activity while he was leaving,
the prostitute asked BABA PAISAY.
He replied pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!
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A tharki bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted Girl"
Age no ba! r, Height no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX, baar- baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
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Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi."
wife : "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"
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GIRL: sir, mainu 2 din di chhutti chahidi hai.......mainu tattian lagiyaan ne.....
SIR: saade TATTE lage 40 saal ho gye, assi taan ik wi chhutti nahi layi
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