CRICKET JOKES 2

Need help
if really love our neighbors pakistan's cricket team....,
we shud help them in their time of crisis!!!!!!
wat say...,
lets send GREG to pakistan!!!!!!

Sehwag again
shewag's son : Dekho mummy, papa six pe six maar rahe hain!!
shewag's wife: Beta dhyaan se dekh, koi ad hoga!!


Hi Dravid
After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"

Back in the pavilion
the Dhoni was talking to a team mate. 'I can't understand it,' he said 'The ball hit my head and the wicket-keeper caught it, but the umpire gave me out. Dravid looked sympathetic. 'Sometimes they go by sound.'

catches win matches
Dravid was in despair at his side's fielding. Match after match, they dropped every chance that came their way. Finally one day the captain called his men together and told them that he was taking them fishing.
What for? they asked.
'To make sure you catch something this season!'