JEEVAN KE 50 TRUTHS.....part 3

#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!

#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai

#38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!

#39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai!

#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!

#41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!

#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!

#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.

#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.

#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.

#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.

#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni
Hatheli.....but have sex daily.

#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.

#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.

#50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein dum hai to pachaasva khud bana lo.