FILTHY DIFFERENCES

AAdmee and Bandar :
Q:what Is the diff between AADMi N BANDER???? A:Bander daaL par uchalta hai! AUR Aadmi daaL kar uchalta hai!

Larki aur cycle :
Larki aur cycle main kiya farq hai?
Cycle par gaand rakh kar taangein chalani partee hain aur LARKI par taangain rakh kar gaand hilaani partee hai....!!!!!

Stress...tension ....Panic :
whats the difference between stress, tension n panic??
stess is wen wife is pregnant, tension is wen girlfriend is pregnant, panic is wen both r pegnant

OOOH...&..AAAAAHHH :
wht is the diff b/w ooh n aah......?
abt 3 inches

condom and parachute :
hole in the first causes life and a hole in d second causes death..

Sky and panty :
Sky covers the whole generation and panty covers the generation hole!!!!!:)


Panty and stage curtains :
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain??
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME

Panties of 1948 and 2006 :
In 1948 they used to pull down the panties to see the buttocks and n 2006 they separate buttocks to see the thread like panties!!!!!!