DESI JOKES

Husband 2 wife
begum ajj ker ne do
new car dilaoo ga
begum: no
naya gher dilaoo ga
begum: no
beta :abbu meri gand mar lo muj ku cycle di la do


Tired man
cums home finds wife nude in bed he ask "kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi phudi phele ker bethi hu"
wife "kuch atta chawal laye hu ya sarif land hilate aye ho

Skool band
1st girl :kash main car k niche a jaooon 2 month k lye skool bund
2nd girl :kash main bus k niche a jaooon 5 month k lye skool bund
boy :meray niche a jao 9 month k lye skool bund

Sabzi wala
sabzi wale ki shadi hui .
suhag ratko biwi ki underwear uper kerke paani chidakne laga biwi :yeah kia ker rahe hu??
wo bola maal ko taaza kar raha hon

Miss call
AIk khadra khara hua hota hai peechay se aik larka aakar usay ungli kar k bhagjata hai jubkhadra peechay mur kar dekhta hai to aik budha khara hua hota hai tou khadra us se bolta hai k ya miss call tum ne mari hai to budha apni dhoti utha kar ketha hai k meray mobile me to balance hi nahi hai
H3h3h3hh!

Ekk lala tha
ekk lala tha us kay ghar bhut saray bachay payda hoo gay thay or woo bara paraysion tha ..... tu us nay soocha kay docter say poochoon ..........tu docter kay passs gya or poocha kay may kia karoon may jaaab bhi apni biwi ko chudta hoon tu bacha hoo jata hay yar ...........
docter nay bola kay tu CONDOM use kar ....
tu lala nay CONDOM use kia lakin phir bacha hoo gya lala nay docter say bola bhenchud kaisii dawayii di hay tu nay ....
tu phir docter or acha CONDOM bata hay lakin phir bacha hoo jata hay ...
lala ghusay hoo jata hay ...
docter us say pocch ta hay tu CONDOM phenta kaysay hay salay ..tu lala bata hay ........
CONDOM phen ta hoon or jo bakii bach jata hay us ko kaat dey ta hoon .....
hahaha lolz:P

Ram Aur Shaam
Ram Or Shaam dono randi khanay jatay hain sari randian costumers kay sath busy hoti hain ek farigh hoti hain raam kehta hai pehley main jaonga phir tu jana shaam kehta hai theek hai raam adhay gantay main bahir aata hai kehta hai yar is saay ziada maza tau meri biwi deti hai shaam kehta hai main bhi tau check karoon shaam ander jata hai adhay gantay main bahir ata hai yar raam tu nay theek kaha tha issay ziada maza tau teri biwi deti hai hahahaha