Cricket JOkes 1

Q. What is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.

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Q:examle ofoptimism
A:Ganguly applyin sunscreen b4 goin 2 bat

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inzy and dravid
inzy called draavid after the loss to ire lund!
inzy" bismilaa rahim(no offense here) arey rahul yaar aaj to haar gaye, kal ki pakistan ki ticket katvaa raha hoo.
dravid " yaar inzy saturday tak rukh naa saath mein chalenge!"

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Hurry up
Ganguly: Yaar Tendulkar, i hope we loose the match vs Srilanka.
Tendulkar: Why ??
Ganguly: Bcoz i dont want my wife to get fucked by a Pakistani.
Tendulkar: wat do u mean?
Ganguly: Yaar Afridi challenged me that he was going to fuck my wife while World Cups goin on.. and Pakistan already lost so i need to hurry my ass up..

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-WHISPER!,COZ THEY R GOING THRU' THEIR WORST PERIOD!!!!

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What did the spectator miss when he went to the loo?"
"The entire Indian innings!"

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Poem
"Sehwag ko Mayur pehnao;
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao;
Ganguly ko chyawanprash khilao;
Dhoni ko Brylcreem lagao;
Dravid me Castrol bharao...
Lekin un MADARCHODO ko cricket MAT khelao..."

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