FUNNY LINES FOR T-SHIRT

Im busy,You are Ugly,Go Away!!
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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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your cooking sucks...
i hope so do u
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your face, my ass, no difference
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Dip me in chocolate and throw infront of leshbians!
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Of all the things i have lost ... i miss my mind the most
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Work Fascinates me...I can look at it for hours
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Sumtimes I Pee When I Laugh
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I dont SUFFER from insanity.. I 'enjoy' every moment of it!!
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I lower my standards to reach my goals
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smile ,perhaps is the third best thing you can do with your lips.
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I got my looks from my father.. He's a plastic surgeon!
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"there are 206 bones in your body, want another one?"
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virginity is not dignity
it is lack of
OPPURTUNITY
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I'm a lesbian trapped in this man's body
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I hate jokes but still I love You
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Be positive, Act positive but don't test positive
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please tell ur boobs to quit staring at my eyes!
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nice person....wrong planet
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ur lips keeping moving but all i hear is blah blah blah!!
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Nobody knows that i m not wearing UNDERWEAR
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come behind the pyramid & I will make u a mummy
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All Study and no Play
Makes a Child Dumb and Gay.
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"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
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SICK MY DUCK
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Early to Bed
Early to Rise
Early to Shit
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