#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do
#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.
#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.
#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.
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#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.
Jan 19
#8 GAND aur GUBBARA(ballon) kabhi bhi aur kahi bhi fat sakte hai....
#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
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#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
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#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.
#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.
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