CRICKET JOKES 3

INDIAN CRICKET FAN KA SMS:
Please help ! Dawood and a gang of others have decided to burn our Indian players with petrol.
Please help.
DOOSRA FAN KA REPLY:
Lelo......mai bhi madat karta hoon.
here is my donation of 20 litres.

INDIAN CRICKET FAN KA BUTLER POEM
Dhoni - modelling
Sehwag-idling
Dravid-engine oiling
Sachin-boost drinking
Utthappa-pavillion sitting
Ganguly-chyawanprash eating
that is why always OPPOSITE TEAM - WINNING
and................INDIAN TEAM-----LOSING!

India 's next three matches :

April 2 - India vs St.Xaviers high School

April 5 - India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya

[ Period for practice of Modeling & modeling, then Relaxing time]

May 3 - India vs Nirmala Ladies College

May 5 –India vs Kilbil Balak Mandir

Bolo – "Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!