SANTA JOKES.......really cool one

Spreading

a nude lady lies down on the bed in front of santa, spreads her legs and says, do u know wat this means???? santa says "yes this means, tu saali pooray bed par akeli sona chahti hain"

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Bus mein thappad

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi
upar karna photo leni hai

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Santa was pissing

when a gal saw his huge penis & said naughtily: Wow I wud luv to have that.
Santa: Go & get a cup, I'm about to finish.

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Santa ki shaddi

Santa ka baap-maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai.woh rupwati,bhagwati,saraswati hai
santa -par main kya karu bosdike jisse mein pyar karta tha woh garbhwati hai.

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