SUN AND WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR

What’s common between the SUN & WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hot.
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night…………

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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men…

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Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!

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yeh ladkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hai,
kuch bolo toh mooh phoolah deti hai,
aur kuch karo, toh peth phoolah deti hai
A prostitute’s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I’m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.