SEARCH OF A HOLE

What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !
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The brains of madras, beauty of bengal,
wealth of gujrat & strength of punjab.
translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi,
gujrat da dhan te punjab da lun.
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6 yrs boy caught in rape case. In court Lawyer( while holding
boy penis):"ur honour, see little boy,
can he rape someone?"
Boy to lawyer:"Itna na hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!"
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Man was lying nude on the beach, A sexy babe starts
playing tabla on his butts.
Man: What r u doing?
Girl: Playing tabla.
Man turNs other side & said: Can u play the flute?
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