WHO MADE YOU PREGNENT

Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?

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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!

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**Season Dhamaka**
Send your girlfriend to me and get a child free..
Hurry! First 10 lucky winners will get twins.

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Q: What do you do on mother’s day?
A: Help girls in becoming mothers.

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MAN TO PRIEST: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I USUALLY READ DIRTY JOKES AND VIEW PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MY MOBILE.
PRIEST:FOWARD UR SINS TO ME!