ONE LINERS

* I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
* It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
* If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
* I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
* I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
* I'm So Miserable without you, It's just like You're Still Here.
* If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
now.
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Miss my buddy.
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few